Possum Pie

I believe in Happy Endings, and that Love deserves a capitalised L.

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definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

ONE CAN ONLY HOPE, GUYS
COME ON, PLEASE BE TRUE

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shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

You are a genius.

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221b-stark-tower:

buenos-tardis-mishamigos:

caspock:

fwips:

mistresscrowley:

babyinanovercoat:


I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
the photographer must have been like a fangirl
she would’ve been like
okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
yeah that’s good
make sure that fly is nice and open
and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
yeah
like that
but put your arms out now
okay perfect
perfect
perfect



i fixed it for you guys





you fixed it

221b-stark-tower:

buenos-tardis-mishamigos:

caspock:

fwips:

mistresscrowley:

babyinanovercoat:

  • I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
  • the photographer must have been like a fangirl
  • she would’ve been like
  • okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
  • now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
  • yeah that’s good
  • make sure that fly is nice and open
  • and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
  • yeah
  • like that
  • but put your arms out now
  • okay perfect
  • perfect
  • perfect

i fixed it for you guys

image

you fixed it

(Source: kanerd, via novulpixthatsmypotpie)

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randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

image

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

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