Guys.
I think we need to step back and appreciate RDJ in this moment.
Because that is that kind of quip Shakespeare would be at least a little bit proud of.
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Possum Pie
I believe in Happy Endings, and that Love deserves a capitalised L.
#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
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fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
OH
MY
GOD
And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
ONE CAN ONLY HOPE, GUYS
COME ON, PLEASE BE TRUE
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
You are a genius.
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- I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
- the photographer must have been like a fangirl
- she would’ve been like
- okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
- now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
- yeah that’s good
- make sure that fly is nice and open
- and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
- yeah
- like that
- but put your arms out now
- okay perfect
- perfect
- perfect
i fixed it for you guys
you fixed it
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okay after seeing these to i really do believe we need one of the ninth doctor guys
I think that would have to be the “Air from my lungs” gif.
I did it…
yay ~ you are officially amazing ^
you did it
you made a thing
and it’s brilliant, by the way
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the article just got better as i kept on reading
Raw potatoes are poisonous to humans.
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You’ve never seen a set coalesce around an idea of humiliating actors as quickly as this. (x)
Oh I don’t know. Check LOTR.
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take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
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GEORGE TAKEI.
You funny bastard, I love you, man.
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