ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
napoleonbonerhard: napoleonbonerhard: i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me...– Neil Gaiman (via softrockstarr)
voluptuousbooty: awesomephilia: Purr = happy cat noise Gato = Spanish for cat Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you All Hail Queen of the Procrastinators.
mage-of-rage: I guess i’m grateful that school is the worst thing in my life instead of other worse things that other people have to deal with but still this “house of learning” is the thing in the world that i actually hate the most. I don’t hate anything more than school. theres something really fucked up about that. Is it the teachers? Or fellow students? The politics of school, the...
If you’re lonely, bored, or unhappy, remember you are mad young. There is so...– Ezra Koenig’s advice for teens (via breakingbeth)
Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every...– Kyoko Escamilla (via beatsandbrushes)
My Drunk Adventure Time
Drew this a while back for one Hannah Hart.